The lonely life of a paid assasin

No, I am not a paid assasin. I can only imagine what that would be. Always hiding, never getting close to anyone because the next day you might have to leave. Always drinking milk.
Well, I always drink milk anyways. Someone once told me that drinking milk actually hurts your bones in the long run. I don't know if it's true but if it were then drinking milk would be like smoking, only instead of ruining your lungs it would be your bones that would deteriorate.
I think I'll continue to drink milk anyways. It tastes good. A lot of doctors recommend it. The comercials make me want to drink more of it... well, except for that new campaign that has everyone rapping and dancing... they need to do better research before they come up with add campaigns like that.
Besides, it's the choice of the assasin. How could something so pure be the drink of choice for someone so ... how would I put that... not evil... dangerous!!! ha. Anyways, watch "The Professional" if you get a chance. Awesome movie! Very sad, very uplifting.

Toodles!